Score: 8

"Wow."

submission: German Xmas Market

date: February 10, 2009

Oh my. I have to say that you have to either be in Germany or have been to one of these to really understand the hilarity of what you've made here. (I'm in Berlin, Germany....I think everyone who gets this has to out themselves as an Auslander in their review.) Great stuff...I loved the reference to hand puppet guy...there's a particularly infamous one at the Europa Center that if I didn't know better I'd say you based it on. Great stuff.
-Jared

Score: 9

"Far too much fun."

submission: Dandy.

date: November 6, 2008

Loved the game...was adorable...but I "may" have found a bug. During the last level I was already invincible when it started, but I figured this had something to do with getting lots of candy in the mini-stage. But then...it lasted through the entire level and on into the next game I played. Just wanted to share.

Otherwise, great stuff.

Score: 5

"Mixed Emotions...."

submission: Sift Heads 3

date: April 15, 2008

....because it's an unlabeled demo.
It was fun and seemed to be unfolding into a real game...and then I was told to try again on another site. If the game hadn't been dishonest about that fact that it was a demo or, once I'd actually gone to your site I didn't have to play the "demo" level again just so I could get to the "real" game....I don't know, I wouldn't have any annoyance to sling towards Siftheads 3. Seriously, next time label the Demo or, if you must make the 1st level the demo, make it so we can skip the Demo level is we do, indeed, check out the full version on your own website. I mean, that's what you want right...us checking out your own website instead of playing it here? That's fair, just don't dick us around.

Score: 10

"Ah Crap."

submission: Broken Wings

date: April 10, 2008

Awesome, Awesome Game. I was coming back to play it again to try out what maxing out some of the other settings made the game play like and....what the other people said. Obviously you were trying to change/fix something and...something went wrong. All the same, awesome stuff. I only wish it had been a longer game...I could totally play for far too long. That's weird, considering how I'm not a fan of shooters. Go eye-candy!
-jared

Score: 9

"Smooth."

submission: Zombie Survival Quiz

date: March 4, 2008

Fun stuff. Glad to see your defense of your zombie model....while I was taking this I wasn't sure whether you were talking about vintage or modern zombies. Hell, I was kind of surprised you didn't follow the Romero zombie archetype myself, but was still fun in the end. I've only one complaint/bit of confusion: I don't get the scoring system. I failed on all but one category (I got a C in Physicality), but my final survivability score was an A. Not that I'm complaining...I like surviving the upcoming viral zombie apocalypse...it just makes me wonder what relevance the other scores had. Were they more or less extra quiz results unrelated to zombie doom?

Whatever the case, was an excellent late-night distraction. -jared